Hey, there Trainers!
Sorry that I have been missing in action lately. But as you are aware, this is the Trainers Hunting Season… Yes, ladies. The month of June is spent going over all of those applications that you received over the winter and taking your horses out for a trot around the [...]
I realized something today. I have often blogged about my capers with my horses but I have never introduced them. So, I’ve decided to introduce you to the horses in my stable. But first, a few tips.
Trainers, The trick is… all of the horses must know about each other. They must also be a willing member of [...]
Ok… I think I may have put the cart before the horse (no pun intended). So, I have once again borrowed from my Teacher’s blog to school the beginners on what exactly a trainer should know about Horses and Stallions.
PAY CLOSE ATTENTION… For these are the words of the Master Trainer & Breeder, Constant [...]
OK, Trainers. I just received this from my teacher, Master Trainer Constant Truth. I am reproducing the application with her blessing to share the knowledge and wisdom that goes into being a successful breeder and trainer. Trainers, feel free to give referrals to this blog page for direction and instruction.
RULES: THOSE CHOSEN [...]
Trainers,
Occasionally, you have a mule in your stable who does not know how to behave. The mutherfucka won’t work, he just takes up a stall and does absolutely nothing. Therefore, a trainer has one of two choices, put that mutherfucka down and make yourself a couple of pocketbooks and belts with his otherwise useless ass [...]
Ok… it seems like Mother Nature is going to smile down on us and give us an early spring. the clocks went back earlier, there is more daylight and hours in the day…
More time for these mules to act the fool!
So I have a bit of advice to give to all of those females who [...]
ALL RIGHT…I’m aware that we all have to get around this city. New York is a busy town and we all depend on the MTA to get our asses from place to place. But lately, a bytch been seeing some shyt that is just downright ridiculous.Now, a bytch has to get to work everyday so [...]
So, I’m on MySpace (The Barn), checking in on my horses when I see this link pop up on my screen.
As usual, I move my mouse to the “X” button to close the shyt out when I actually read the advertisement…
“SUGARDADDIES.COM: Wealthy and Gorgeous”
WHAT THE FUCK?! Are they for real?!
Who in there right mind would [...]
SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT TODAY IS SADIE HAWKINS DAY… WHICH MEANS THAT WOMEN CAN ASK MEN TO MARRY THEM TODAY AND ITS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE.
NOW, I’M NOT THAT BYTCH TO BE KNEELING AND PROPOSING TO NO MUTHERFUCKIN MAN! BUT I WANTED TO TEST THE THEORY… SO I SENT TEXT “PROPOSALS” TO ALL OF THE MEN LISTED [...]
ONE OF THOSE MUTHERFUCKIN’ MULES KICKED MY ASS TODAY…
I HAD TO DO LIKE A BREEDER DOES WHEN ONE OF HIS HORSES GETS OUT OF LINE…
I HAD TO PUT THAT MUTHERFUCKER DOWN!
LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL THOSE FUCKIN’ MULES OUT THERE…
FUCK WITH A BYTCH AND YOU GET YOUR ASS SHOT!!!
NOW THERE ARE THREE SLOTS [...]
