Trainers,

Occasionally, you have a mule in your stable who does not know how to behave. The mutherfucka won’t work, he just takes up a stall and does absolutely nothing. Therefore, a trainer has one of two choices, put that mutherfucka down and make yourself a couple of pocketbooks and belts with his otherwise useless ass or you turn him out into the wild.

Well, I had a horse, one we shall call Mr.Ed that I had to turn into the wild.Well, even though this horse was turned away, he still never strayed from the farm. He would pop up from time to time and seek out my red apples and on occasion, I had to get my rifle and send out a warning shot to chase him away.Well, this horse is stubborn! He always was and he was very persistant. Actually, I found it downright annoying.

But I had to admire Mr.Ed’s zeal. So, after consideration, and enough begging on his part, I decided to let Mr.Ed back onto the farm. But he is far from being back in the stable. He has land to work and standards to meet. Maybe then, he can get a stall but that is a long way coming. You see, there are no more slots. So unless I put another one down or turn another one into the wild, his ass is sleeping out in the field.He doesn’t mind though. That motherfucka is just happy to be back on the farm! Trainers, if you decide to bring a cast off back, don’t invite him back into your stall right away! After all, YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE HE HAS BEEN! Send his ass to the vet, make sure his balls are clean check his teeth for bugs and make sure he is infection free!

After all, you don’t want him infecting the other horses, now do you?!

Welcome back, Mr. Ed… You better know your role!

Laters!

Thyckk