Ok… it seems like Mother Nature is going to smile down on us and give us an early spring. the clocks went back earlier, there is more daylight and hours in the day…
More time for these mules to act the fool!
So I have a bit of advice to give to all of those females who were dumb enough to open up your doors and let that mule back in and give up the ass while Old Man Winter blew in for a couple of months…
BEWARE! Its almost HUNTING SEASON and we all know what hunting season brings with it… A whole lot of mules on the prowl looking for fresh pussy, a new place to lay their head and a new bitch to help line their pockets.
First, I’ll start with the TRAINERS: Now, trainers are already in the possession of a few mules and if she’s lucky, a few horses. Now, we all know that there are bitches that love to take their clothes off. As soon as the weather reaches fifty-five degrees, You start to see cleavage, ass and thighs. The skirts go up and the tits come out. This is easy bait for your horse to wander from your stall into another trainers..
Trainers, if you have a good hold on your horses and you are keeping your shyt tight, then you have nothing to worry about. But for all others who has that one fucking mule that refuses to pull the plow, that one mutherfucka that you have to constantly look for to find his ass grazing somewhere else on the land, I’m talking to you. LISTEN UP.
If you find that this mule is worth it, then you are going to have to put in a little extra work. Let’s just say that he is stupid as all hell but he can put it down in the bedroom or he’s the one that comes through when you are a little short on the bills, then you have to give him some extra focus to keep him around. After all, if a thoroughbred walked into your yard mistakenly, would you be so eager to return him to his owner? HELL NO!
Now for the single bytches holding it down… before you invite him in for the Summer fling, as yourself, WHERE HAS THIS MUTHERFUCKA SPENT HIS WINTER?! 
Do your investigation and make sure that he is clean and clear and worthy of being added to your stable. Who wants some other woman’s left overs. Find out the reason why he is still single. no one wants a loser and make sure that he is sincere in his approach. If he “hey baby”‘d you, then chances are he did it to 100 other bytches that same afternoon.
Oh, and make sure he pays like he weighs…
No romance without finance… Ya heard!
TRAINERS: mind your horses… keep a watchful eye out for them!
BYTCHES: get on your mark! Their game has gotten tighter. Have yours just as tight!
Laters!
Thyckk
