ALL RIGHT…I’m aware that we all have to get around this city. New York is a busy town and we all depend on the MTA to get our asses from place to place. But lately, a bytch been seeing some shyt that is just downright ridiculous.Now, a bytch has to get to work everyday so the bus and the trains are a necessity. But I do not pay two fuckin dollars to be squuezed up next to some funky ass mule who doesn’t know how to used soap and water and know his fuckin role.So a bytch had to come up with some rules for all you fuckin mules who have yet to be turned into horses. The fuckin rules are as follows:

1. It wouldn’t hurt you motherfuckas to once in a while give up your seat to an old ass lady. Bad enough you got your ass sitting in the front of the bus like a duffus with your big ass knees stretching into the aisle. But the least you can do is give up your seat to the elderly!

2. It would not hurt either to let a woman get her ass on the bus before you. Why you gotta push a sister out the way? So you can get the fucking single seat to look out the window like a fucking bitch? Dumb ass!

3. Last and most importantly… DON’T GET YOUR BIG ASS ON THE BUS THROUGH THE BACK DOOR AND TRY TO HOLLA AT THE SISTAHS ON THE BUS THAT ARE CLEARLY ON THEIR WAY TO WORK!!! You obviously aint got no fuckin money, why would a working bytch want your ass?! Mutherfucker, you don’t even have $2.00!!!

KNOW YOUR ROLE, MULES BEFORE RIDING THE MTA!!!!!