SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT TODAY IS SADIE HAWKINS DAY… WHICH MEANS THAT WOMEN CAN ASK MEN TO MARRY THEM TODAY AND ITS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE.

NOW, I’M NOT THAT BYTCH TO BE KNEELING AND PROPOSING TO NO MUTHERFUCKIN MAN! BUT I WANTED TO TEST THE THEORY… SO I SENT TEXT “PROPOSALS” TO ALL OF THE MEN LISTED IN MY CELLPHONE.

WHY DID A BYTCH GET 10 FUCKIN HORSES CALL BACK ON SOME “ARE YOU SERIOUS”, HOPEFUL SHYT?!

MY RESPONSE…

“FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!”

AFTER ALL, WHO THE FUCK EVER HEARD OF A WOMAN MARRYING A MOTHERFUCKIN HORSE?!

KNOW YOUR ROLE, MULE!