Sadie Hawkins Day… Yeah, Right!

SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT TODAY IS SADIE HAWKINS DAY… WHICH MEANS THAT WOMEN CAN ASK MEN TO MARRY THEM TODAY AND ITS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE.
NOW, I’M NOT THAT BYTCH TO BE KNEELING AND PROPOSING TO NO MUTHERFUCKIN MAN! BUT I WANTED TO TEST THE THEORY… SO I SENT TEXT “PROPOSALS” TO ALL OF THE MEN LISTED [...]