IF THE DINNER WAS EXCELLENT, TELL ME, “BABY, THAT CHICKEN WAS PERFECT!”

IF YOU LIKE THE WAY I LOOK, TELL ME, “BABY, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.”

IF THE SEX WAS GOOD, THEN SAY, “BABY, I LOVE YOUR PUSSY!”

BUT DON’T EVER TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME!

‘CAUSE IF YOU DO, I’LL SAY YOU’RE FUCKIN’ LYING!

MEN ARE NOT CAPABLE OF LOVE… UNLESS YOU LOVE YOUR MAMA!

AND HALF OF YOU MUTHAFUCKAS HATE THAT BYTCH TOO!

WHY?

CAUSE YOU HATE YOUR FUCKIN’ SELVES!