IF THE DINNER WAS EXCELLENT, TELL ME, “BABY, THAT CHICKEN WAS PERFECT!”
IF YOU LIKE THE WAY I LOOK, TELL ME, “BABY, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.”
IF THE SEX WAS GOOD, THEN SAY, “BABY, I LOVE YOUR PUSSY!”
BUT DON’T EVER TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME!
‘CAUSE IF YOU DO, I’LL SAY YOU’RE FUCKIN’ LYING!
MEN ARE NOT CAPABLE OF [...]