Daily Archives: February 20th, 2008

Don’t Ever Tell Me That You “Love” Me!

IF THE DINNER WAS EXCELLENT, TELL ME, “BABY, THAT CHICKEN WAS PERFECT!”

IF YOU LIKE THE WAY I LOOK, TELL ME, “BABY, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.”

IF THE SEX WAS GOOD, THEN SAY, “BABY, I LOVE YOUR PUSSY!”

BUT DON’T EVER TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME!

‘CAUSE IF YOU DO, I’LL SAY YOU’RE FUCKIN’ LYING!

MEN ARE NOT CAPABLE OF [...]